Yep, I'm talking to your man junk. Fine, yes, I realize it's really dirty to use a line from a kid's movie as a pickup line for a penis, but as long as no trees are harmed in the course of events, then there shall be shrubberies for all!!
So, if you happen to have a spare herring around, and you want to chop down the tallest tree in the forest, maybe, just maybe I might be the sexy, funny, oddball gfe that you want to chop with this weekend If you want a robot, however, then you will have to either bring some tinfoil and duct tape, or stay home and watch Futurama reruns.
I'm in the 128/95/90 Metrowest area this Fri-Sat and Burlington/Woburn next Fri-Sat.
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