That's right, girlies, this sweet piece of meat is ready and willing.....for a price, that is.

10 min - $10
20 min - $10
30 min - $10
1 hour - $20*    

I'll be somewhere in Cambridge tomorrow, just hangin' with my dog in my car, waiting for your call.  I can be anywhere in 15 minutes, except f&$*ing Malden.  Cops don't like me there.  

I work SOOOO hard in the bedroom, and afterwards I like to reward myself with a little Krispy Kreme treat.  You like sprinkles?  Then call me, girl!

I know I'm gettin' your panties all sticky, so just call me.  If your shy, I can introduce you to some of my toys.  Nothin' hotter than a 9mm.  We can also play with them out in the alley, shooting rats.  Ain't nothing better.  

Call me please.  

Just f&*%in' call me!

508-555-6677

*If you book the hour, I need a good thirty minutes to warm up, so I'm cuttin' a deal here.  Also, until I get a little business, you have to bring the jimmies and maybe reimburse me for gas.

He usually keeps a low profile !  lol

Hey Babe-a-lishious!

Are you looking for a hot time with a TRUE BFE?

Not a clock watcher, and that's good because I'll make time stand still.

I'm well-versed in everything needed to leave you relaxed, invigorated and fulfilled; I will be your oasis of peace in a rushed world.

Rates are for COMPANIONSHIP only!

1 hr: $100
2 hr: $50
3 hr: $25

If you own a cat, though, please shower thoroughly before our visit as I have allergies.

http://www.funpicsfree.com/funny-pic-ugly-man2.htm

Looks like you're into sex, guns, and rock & roll !!

But Lord have mercy - what do ya need 8 handguns for??!!  All ya really need is ONE !!!  OK, 2 if you use a backup.  OK, 3 if you count what's between your legs as a weapon !!    LOL !!!

Just funnin' with ya,
Manny

ROFLMAO!

Dingalingus you are hilarious; maybe a bit too much time on your hands!


If I recall; your rates should be higher.
Wink Wink

Hey... king of aliases.. yeah you... m5unic!
Me? Low profile? Most people would prefer that I would be!

Unlike you.. you freakin agoraphobe... many people around these parts know what I look like... including dingus.

Why don't you join us for our Fall party and we can find out who the pretty boy is!

We keep inviting you and you keep turning us down. Love me long time!

LMFAO.
That was awesome. I believe that's the latest picture of sly-dah.
He sent it to me last week getting me all excited. I told him to raise his rates if he would bring the piece without ammo...

Maybe I will