http://www.heaven666.org/self-blow-job-2366.php

A friend sent this and I felt it needed to be shared

no chance this will impact your business girls-

I would probably never leave the house...

Of course I am waiting for the first person to post saying that sucking your own dick is somehow gay...

All guys can jerk off, but it's still more enjoyable when someone else does it for us!

..then you now have to ask yourself: Spit, Swallow, or Facial?

LOL -- I can do that..............

But it hurts my back these days to do it.  I'd rather let a pro do it.

Re: LOL -- I can do that..............

I don't know you guys, that's just not right, I, I, I, never mind !!  

If I could "pleasure myself" like that, I would be able to save "big bucks"..

It just weirds me out, I mean back in the day Ron Jeremy did that in a couple of films and it kind of killed the mood, lol lol .     AND I mean I am not as attractive as ALL the wonderful Ladies on TER that I would rather have do that to me  hehe

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It calls to mind the old joke:

Q: Why do dogs like their balls?

A: Because they can.