You better show pics!
Better not lie!
Better like dicks!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus Is cumin' To Town.

He's making a list
and checking it twice.
He's going to find out who's naughty and nice.
Santa Claus Is cumin' To Town.

He sees when you're OOOOHing.
He knows if you're a fake.
He knows if you've been bad or good.
So be good for goodness sake!

You better show pics!
Better not lie!
Better be chicks!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus Is cumin' To Town.

With reviews, he searches for performers,
No upsellers or NC/NSers.
Santa Claus Is cumin' To Town.

Curly head dolls that cuddle and woo,
dining, head, and multi-cups too.
Santa Claus Is cumin' To Town.

The girls in TER land
will have a jubilee.
They're going to host an M & G,
all around the Christmas tree.

You better show pics!
Better not lie!
Better turn tricks!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus Is cumin' To Town.