Can you fix my leaky faucet? It started with this terrible drip drip drip that kept me up at night and then it quickly turned into this gushing steady flow of liquids and when I tried to plug it up with something well it just could not take the pressure and started squirting everywhere. I tried shoving just about every dick ehhhemmm I mean thing in that hole but it just made it spew more violently.
My room is under water and I just may have to call the fire department to dry out the room. I need a man who knows how to drain my tank and that has the right tools to stop up my hole. This man should be able to have great ORAL as well as written communication.
Please hurry....the pressure is at an all time high and I think if I do not drain it soon the whole line may blow and cause major flooding to my neighbors homes. I am a jump in and get my hand dirty type of gal so be prepared to let me fiddle with your tools as well.....UMMMM!
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