in the beginning was the plan .and then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were w/o form. And the plan w/o substance. And darkness was upon the face of the workers. And they spoke amongst themselves saying,"this is a crock of shit and it stinks." And the workers went unto thier supervisors and said " this is a pail of dung and none may abide by the odor thereof.
And the supervisor went unto the manager saying,"it is a container of excrement and it is very strong such that none may abide by it." and the managers went unto the directors saying,"it isa vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength"
And the directors spoke amongst themselves saying to one another," it contains that wich aids plant growth, and is very strong"and the directors went to the VP saying," it promotes growth , and is very powerfull" and the vp went upon the president saying , " the new plan will actively promote growth and the vigor of the company,with powerfull effects" and the pres. looked at the plan and saw that it was good and the plan became policy. And this my friend is how............SHIT happens..........author unknown