I'm posting this at the request of a provider in my own words.  

"Hey guys, if you're expecting a girl to go down on you, maybe it's time to trim the bush! Nobody wants to feel like they're searching for a needle in a haystack. So do us all a favor and show up to your appointment clean-shaven. Imagine if a woman had a bush that looked like it needed a weed whacker—let's just say, you wouldn't want to pitch a tent in that jungle! Keep it tidy, and make the experience enjoyable for everyone involved!"