I heard this at home...
There is a new fad where young girls take a tampon still in the plastic and soak it vodka and then insert it in hopes of catching a buzz.

I almost fell down laughing.

Can anyone spare a suppository or two?

Manswers on Spike TV did a segment on how to get drunk faster and other than drinking alot of alcohol was to insert/pump/ inject into the rectum.  Think it had to do with it not passing thru the liver and not getting filtered so more alcohol gets into the system