I don't know why you underestimate our fine fellow TER brethren and their investment strategies. Great answers, especially Mr. Johnson. I've decided to put two thirds into a self-directed IRA and have a very merry holiday with the rest. And the airfare to Paris plummeted.... Relieved there were no 'bank deposit' puns.
Posted By: benman4fun
Hi Bostonians,
Just cleared 125% of goal and earned a $30k incentive compensation, most of it liquid. Where oh where should I invest away from Uncle Sam's clutches?
I would invest the money in threesomes with top quality escorts. See the best of the best and do it in threes. The money will disappear eventually but it will be well spent.
see a tax advisor ASAP if this is taxable income and you have other income. It could raise the amount of tax due on the other income too if it moves you into a higher tax bracket. I paid 68% on similar income 7 years ago. Ouch, that hurt. Bad tax advice!
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!