Christ, scientists aren't even sure it exists. Now I know you providers are fakin' it!

You mean when that provider told me I gave her "dozens" of orgasms she might have been ... uh ... stretching the truth a little? LOL

I mean, I know I'm not always the sharpest knife in the drawer, but if you're gonna tell me a lie, make it SOMEWHAT believable. LMAO

Related to the point, but more elegantly expressed....