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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her friend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her friend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground, I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later, the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said, "That jerk had $500 in quarters
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A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. “Doctor,” she says, “my husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually anymore.”
“Hmm,” replies the doctor. “Have you considered taking a lover?”
“I did that,” she says, “and I’m still not getting enough sex to satisfy me.”
“How about taking another lover?”
“I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can’t seem to get enough.”
“My goodness,” says the doctor, “you’re quite an anomaly.”
“Oh, thank God,” says the woman. “Will you please tell them I’m an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut.”
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A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a couple inside with the interior dome light on.
In the driver’s seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while in the backseat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was doing.
The man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.”
“OK, so what are you doing?” asked the officer.
“What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And what’s she doing?”
John looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting, sir.”
“And how old are you?” the officer asked John.
“I’m 25,” John replied.
“And how old is she?” asked the officer.
John looked at his watch and said, “Well sir, in 12 minutes she’ll be 18.”
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(I think I know the answer to that one)
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