I hope everyone stays safe during Frankenstorm! Should the house begin to twitch, the wind to switch, the hinges something er other begin to unhitch...damn that was a tornado...This is a Tropical Storm!
I'm sure everyone has water, food, condoms, batteries,lube and a charged phone to contact a lady friend once it's safe to venture out. Don't forget the batteries those maybe the most important thing next to the lube if you find yourself alone. You might also want a fire ax just in case of a zombie apocalypse. Things can get weird during storms you know. So you just want to make sure you are prepared.
Don't forget to make sure you have provisions for your furry four legged friends too!
The best thing you can do is pay attention to the national weather service's weather reports and follow the updates on the track of the storm. They are talking about Tropical Storm Sandy.
Yes, a big one (birthday) is coming up, and I was planning to treat my self to Hurricane Chloe. Now this gal Sandy (name of my first GFE many, many years ago) seems to be trying to get back at me. Was I that bad of a BFE?
I hope everyone stays safe during Frankenstorm! Should the house begin to twitch, the wind to switch, the hinges something er other begin to unhitch...damn that was a tornado...This is a Tropical Storm!
I'm sure everyone has water, food, condoms, batteries,lube and a charged phone to contact a lady friend once it's safe to venture out. Don't forget the batteries those maybe the most important thing next to the lube if you find yourself alone. You might also want a fire ax just in case of a zombie apocalypse. Things can get weird during storms you know. So you just want to make sure you are prepared.
Don't forget to make sure you have provisions for your furry four legged friends too!
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