I am going to take a stand here on some providers who are becoming increasingly unreliable or just plain annoying. I have noticed the problem over the past year and it seems to be getting worse. I use providers on an occasional basis, mostly in situations where my wife enjoys the lady’s company as much or more than I do. We are both Ivy League grads, professionals, very attractive, fair in our business dealings, but very busy with our respective businesses. Thus, we look forward from time to time to a bit of spice. Things went pretty well until recently. Now we seem to have problems with providers whom we have seen before and had enjoyable sessions. The problems are two fold. First, many seem utterly incapable of scheduling an appointment out more than a couple of hours in advance. Even with email or text concentrations we have had appointments cancelled at the last minute or delayed to a point that it completely disrupts our schedules. More crazier, three of the providers seem to be so taken with my wife that they seem to step over the line and want more than a professional relationship. Moreover, she and I seem to be burdened by listening to the provider’s personnel problems (which always seem to be a function of some very bad choices in boyfriends or ex-husbands). My wife is astounded as to how some very pretty girls who are quite nice seem yet are frequently attracted to bad boys.  

Now I have noticed in many escorts’ websites that they have etiquette sections. I think it now time for me to put forth our suggestions as an etiquette section for escorts. I am offering some constructive advice here and please take it as such. My wife has advised me on the point I discuss below.

1. If you do schedule an appointment a day or two in advance, then by all means do all that you can to keep it. If something comes up, then please notify the client as soon as possible.
2. You may not realize that both the men and women that enjoy your company often look forward to it, which helps them get in the right mood. This will lead to a more enjoyable session for the client and the provider as well.
3. Please do be squeaky clean (the use of feminine hygiene products is most helpful) before you start the session. This particularly important if you are going to see a couple or a woman.
4. Last, say hello to the client and be pleasant. However, do not burden us with your boyfriend problems, ex husband problems, legal problems, or advice of past sexual traumas that you have experienced. I do not understand why everyone seems to feel that they have tell us all about their personnel life, I am not Dr. Phil. I think at times I should be charging you for our time rather than the other way around.
5. Do not show up half drunk or drugged out.  
6. Do not over schedule your day. Make sure you are in the right frame of mind… take some deep breathing exercises, meditate, etc. to be a good provider.
7. Be well dressed particularly in your lingerie etc.
8. If you need to use the toilet prior to the start of the session, you should use some personal wipes to clean yourself up.  
9. You should (either in your car or hotel lobby ladies room) freshen up your makeup, perfume, and your hair before meeting the client.
10. Just because my wife is a former pro-am porn star and a Harvard graduate and she drives you wild in bed, do not assume that she want to run away from a six figure career and go back into the industry with you or take off the islands with you.

It is almost embarrassing that I have to write this thread. However, I had an incident that happened on Saturday that really annoyed the hell out of us. Started out as a no show and ended up with frantic calls from the provider to my wife to come rescue her (not really clear what).  What I discuss above is very logical, clear, and a no brainer for a provider who wants to build her book of clients through good review and referrals. Last, I do use the board and read the reviews carefully. However, to repeat the problems that we have experienced occur from ladies with whom we have had multiple sessions that seem to take us for granted or cross over the professional/personal line.

Best
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