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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "GUTS" & "BALLS"


There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion,
the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the nerve to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
result in death.

I would rather have my guts ripped out than have my balls cut off.


Thank you
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