On my application, question # 14 was: "What do you like best in a woman?"

I answered: "My Dick."

They said that was not an acceptable answer.

WTF???????!!!!!!

Do you go around in libraries flashing, too? , After all, eHarmony isn't AFF.

They call it previewing.

Something tells me most female libarians won't stay around to read the end of THAT book.

Regards,
Shy(_N_Jewish)

When they asked "Sex?" I replied "Yes."

What a pity, now Ill just have to remain single