One day a boy gets a duck from his dad. His dad says son get as much money for this duck as possible and the boy says okay. The boy is walking down the street and this hooker says I will f*ck you if you give me that duck so he says okay. He does so and she says, "You did such a fine job that I'll give you the duck back if you do it again. He does and continues his journey.

He is walking down the street and his duck fly's out into the street and gets run over by an 18-wheeler. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry kid! Here's $10 for your duck."

When the kid gets home his dad asked him what he got for the duck and the boy say's,

"Great dad! I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck, and ten bucks for a f*cked up duck."