This was too funny not to share... Playing with an anagramming program today, and...

Rearranging the letters of 'Democratic National Convention' gives:

"Mad, coitional, rotten connivance."
"Connivance or a malcontent idiot."
"A convicted, loonier contaminant."
"I am connivant cretin to canoodle."
"Contaminated on coital conniver."
"Connivant or non-academic toilet."
"Mad conviction to an intolerance."
"Cool! I'm an inattentive nonaccord."
"Damnation! Not volcanic erection."
"Volcanic tit and moan on erection."
"Canonical erection and not vomit."


Somehow appropriate, no?

-TakaSe