If you are as dirty minded as me I am sure you have made up your own dirty holiday tunes. This is mine. I hope it gets a few chuckles.



Felicity's Version of Dashing Through the Snow (Happy Holidays!)



Dashing through the hall

With dreams of getting laid

over the armchair she goes

legs widely splayed

dripping wett and tight

visions of getting laid

oh ring my bells ring my bells

We shall gallp all the way

oh ring my bells ring my bells

I will suck you till your blue

release that juice

upon my puss

come now let's screw!!!