whether you travel into Boston or are local, does the stigma of deflate balls make you more apt to be here or stay away?

after the game/meeting/whatever. If they also get a vacuum cleanout, all the better. I also can tell the difference between my over-inflated, under-inflated of perfectly deflated balls. btw, thank you ladies.  

Foody!  Of course your balls, or Augie's balls, or ... too many to name and praise ... are way "more apt" to keep us coming in Boston or to Boston. Is it time for a ball check, by the way? We weigh them gently in their cute bag.
xoxo
- Vanessa

That was a LMAO cartoon of Belichick saying "Weigh my balls!"
I wish I could be Belichick's balls-check ball-chick to guard his bag of balls.
xoxo
- Vanessa

I hear it makes them easier to grab and hold on to in the cold weather.

I would very much enjoy counting balls, and gripping their hardness during my next visit!