This should be on the thread below.

You are the last Boob to show up today.

Showing up in a goddamn Escalade smelling like...

Saturday night at the local tavern looking to get lucky (cool it on the fancy toilet water and hair gel). I can already hear your theme song (I imagine to be some sort of hip hop maybe salt n pepper or is it peppah?) "Push it" as you stroll down the corridor.  I know I'm going to be rolling my eyes at your super machismo and giggling to myself as I ask you to hit the showers and I pray you don't use every single towel leaving me none for myself.

I also envision myself immediately applying a bridle bit gag securely in your mouth followed by a pair of my panties and maybe special black bondage tape just in case you manage to talk through that and ask me if I have any thoughts on what we should do next. Because I already know what I want to do to you.

Your thoughts if any?

Grace

What do you consider low end? A plywood door?

Deal breaker #1 is her not having pastries ready and waiting for me.  Huge turn off.
Deal breaker #2 is having a broomstick up her ass.

While I'm not a fan of the low end incalls some hoodrats are a lot of fun.  Met one today in fact (damn you Blumax for enticing me to go to the hood), she didnt have pastries, but I let it slide because she told me I was one of the cool guys.