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I'm very big on hygiene and I'm strict about it, however it allows for an easy seamless transition to fun if you just listen or read.
1. After entering and greetings, please go shower thoroughly and wash top to bottom and in all your cracks an crevices thoroughly! I can't emphasize thoroughly enough because having to tell a grown man who has come out of the shower he has doo doo in his rear and his nuts stink AFTER a shower is frustrating! Wash your dick, wash your balls, and scrub your ass and pits!!! I don't care if you took one two hours ago, ten hours ago, whatever. I want you clean and tasty! I always am shower fresh and expect the same.
2. Trim those damn long snarly ass hairs down there please, they go up my nose, in my eye and get caught in my throat. They also trap odors and bacteria. Nobody likes that, yuk.
3. Please don't smoke prior to meeting us, those of us nonsmokers know it emanates from your skin. It's like kissing an ashtray and don't want our hair, dainty things, and space to smell like smoke. Some of us also have allergies and Asthma that can be triggered. Showering and Listerine Zero help but refraining also helps greatly!
4.Please file and trim both your finger nails and toe nails. I'll explain the toenails in a moment, fingernails first. Keep those things short, clean (use a nail brush!) and filed to avoid causing any micro tears on your lady friend that can lead to infection. Toenails should also be kept short, clean and filed so you aren't tearing up her expensive stockings, or for the love of dog scarring me for life during reverse cow girl with vampire toenails! 2 inch long things you can hang upside down at night off trees with eek!! That is a mood killer.
5.Please be prepared when initiating contact, have everything you need ready to go. Whether it's verification site info, ref's, name, contact number, desired day & time, length of appt, and brief introduction. Having all of that makes us happy as hell.
Just my opinion
Grace
1. After entering and greetings, please go shower thoroughly and wash top to bottom and in all your cracks an crevices thoroughly! I can't emphasize thoroughly enough because having to tell a grown man who has come out of the shower he has doo doo in his rear and his nuts stink AFTER a shower is frustrating! Wash your dick, wash your balls, and scrub your ass and pits!!! I don't care if you took one two hours ago, ten hours ago, whatever. I want you clean and tasty! I always am shower fresh and expect the same.
2. Trim those damn long snarly ass hairs down there please, they go up my nose, in my eye and get caught in my throat. They also trap odors and bacteria. Nobody likes that, yuk.
3. Please don't smoke prior to meeting us, those of us nonsmokers know it emanates from your skin. It's like kissing an ashtray and don't want our hair, dainty things, and space to smell like smoke. Some of us also have allergies and Asthma that can be triggered. Showering and Listerine Zero help but refraining also helps greatly!
4.Please file and trim both your finger nails and toe nails. I'll explain the toenails in a moment, fingernails first. Keep those things short, clean (use a nail brush!) and filed to avoid causing any micro tears on your lady friend that can lead to infection. Toenails should also be kept short, clean and filed so you aren't tearing up her expensive stockings, or for the love of dog scarring me for life during reverse cow girl with vampire toenails! 2 inch long things you can hang upside down at night off trees with eek!! That is a mood killer.
5.Please be prepared when initiating contact, have everything you need ready to go. Whether it's verification site info, ref's, name, contact number, desired day & time, length of appt, and brief introduction. Having all of that makes us happy as hell.
Just my opinion
Grace
Grace...Great post!! OMG - While i know you are 110% serious with your list of "Mens Body care and Hygene Do's" it was funny as hell to read....I can't even imagine what you girls must go through with some guys...dayum!!
Both the seriousness of it and the humorous things that while they grossed me out at the time I can now reflect on and laugh at. Yes we do get some real doozies every now and then regardless of how well we screen, and who we are. Not all ladies will tell you that some gents are less than fresh when sharing references because they fear retaliation from the client. I completely understand their fears. A few bad apples that allow this and then there are those whom will bend to pressure out of fear. I just don't roll that way. I hold my ladies and my gents in strict confidence. However, send me a stinky man and I won't appreciate that at all. It's like having a smelly shrek at the door. Not a single one of us wants that nightmare. We'd rather everyone be honest. If you are shrek just tell me and I'll send you to get cleaned up pre-appointment. Pedicure, Wax, Trim, whatever, let me work with you.And don't tell me you are 250 lbs when you are 320lbs. I'm a tiny gal and the laws of physics will prevent our coupling. You certainly don't want a female shrek opening the door right? Especially if you were expecting that cute gal from Big Bang Theory?
We are all hear to have a good time, it should be light, fun, and engaging.
This just helps us all do it and stay focused on what's important, the actual fun part. This is an amazing hobby for many of us and lifestyle for many as well.
Now back to Pro Bowl Sunday!!
Grace
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