I've always had a fantasy of waking up on Christmas to find a smokin mama under my tree dressed in a red ribbon and a bow waiting to be unwrapped. -- Modified on 12/10/2015 3:25:24 PM
I've had a similar fantasy, but like most toys, I'd probably break it on the first day and then Christmas would be ruined!
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