The nature of this hobby brings together a lot of different kinds of people and personalities. The experiences are wild and varied, but when it comes down to it, the whole operation is based around something very simple and, if we're honest, slightly repetitive.
Being neck deep in that simplicity and repetition, however, breeds some creativity. When you're doing, essentially, the same thing over and over again, but part of the challenge of doing that thing well is to convince the parties involved that they are unique, you need to think outside the box. No where is this more important than in the ubiquitous Compliment.
Having hobbied a little while now, I've heard a lot of compliments (with varying degrees of credulity). I don't take them well, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate them. Those I enjoy the most are the creative and unique.
So, with this thread, I wanted to see if anyone else has encountered/received any funny, strange, unique or creative compliments. I'd love to hear from the gentlemen AND the ladies. I'm not thinking of this as an opportunity to brag or beat our chests. I just think it's one of the things that makes this hobby enjoyable (and, frequently, funny).
My first contribution:
"You have a tongue like a lesbian!"
Note: I broached this topic with a couple of providers before -- at their insistence -- gathering up the courage to start a thread.
Thread title quote is by Thomas Fuller. Thought it was relevant to our interests. Also relevant:
"Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes." - Oscar Wilde
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A unique compliment for me was " you have beautiful eyes....I'm almost afraid to look at them!"
... you're a great kisser!"
-CountryGuy
Pointed out in this little clip, most of us just can't properly accept a compliment. For whatever reason many people will say something to devalue themselves in the face of a compliment.
Grace
Have you had any notably creative or weird compliments thrown at you that you needed to parry away?
Posted By: GraceShepherd
Pointed out in this little clip, most of us just can't properly accept a compliment. For whatever reason many people will say something to devalue themselves in the face of a compliment.
Grace
You have the prettiest eyes! (These things? If you keep staring I tilt my head like a German Shepherd)
You are really much nicer than I thought you'd be (no I'm not it's a trap stand back before a net drops sir) or you are really very well educated (me? no sir I just came to polish your knob and poke your boy hole).
You remind of a girl I dated in college and she was just like you! This I have heard more than once so when I find this girl who apparently went to several colleges I'd really like to have a cup of coffee with her and see exactly who she is because she has some tales to tell!
You are kind of bossy but I think I like it, (oh you don't say?).
You have a beautiful smile, okay I will take that one.
Grace
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But I have been told that I'm a Neanderthal in bed.
I'm thinking it's not that bad since she keep on seeing me
you spend to much time in the cave.
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Haha, "you have the tongue of a lesbian". I cannot agree more. Some people are just born to be good at sex, it's in their blood, like some people are naturally good at music, cooking etc. Some men are better at reading women as well. They understand the body language and they follow the right direction according to their reactions.
Learn to accept compliments, mon cheri. I'm sure most of them are genuine 
Personally, I get many compliments on my lips. It's not so special, but some people are fascinated with them, licking, sucking, gently biting them or caressing them with their fingers.
And I never thought I would get so many compliments on my bush. I used to shave a few years ago, to do like everybody else, but I slowly let it grow back. Was very much inspired by Met Art. That's the Europeen side of me I guess I find it so sexy, mysterious and feminine. Also most of my gentlemen friends, when they first had sex, at that time women didn't shave down there and since those years where usually the ones you remember the most as they were the greatest, it made sense to me to keep a bit of a furry kitty on top. It is thick and soft. I love it!
and it made me blushing proud.
The best compliment that I think I can make to a gal, at least regarding her performance, is that she makes me feel like I'm 25 again.
"No way am I doing greek with you."
I think you may be sneaking in some chest-beating, but I think you can be forgiven it this once.
and at the time I took it as a complete insult. Now, a few years later I think " Damn, he had that right ".
Luv,
E.Sweets
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Posted By: sweeterica87
and at the time I took it as a complete insult. Now, a few years later I think " Damn, he had that right ".
Luv,
E.Sweets
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I think we concluded that, even though it apparently took some practice, her legs were made for struttin' in those heels! ;P
Both hand holding and cuddling.
.....I had a client call me "sturdy" ....he definitely meant it as a compliment lol. He went on to explain he was surprised at how firm I was (didn't say explicitly "for a bbw" but lol that's what he was referring to) because I have fairly firm arms, legs/thighs, ass etc .
I get lots of compliments on my eyes (which I blur a bit) and smile (which isn't seen much in pics and I should change that).
But I'm glad it sounds like he succeeded in getting his good intentions across! I think a lot of us prefer a lady who isn't Twiggy but it can be hard to tell a woman you're *attracted* to her curves.
......not hard at all but haha using "sturdy" referring to a woman's physique would need a bit of finesse in explaining. And yeah lol he got his point across pretty well . If he hadn't I might've thought wtf am I a table or chair or something haha.
my most common comment is that my pussy is one of the prettiest theyve ever seen and perfect, yay. I dont get compliments on my italian nose often, .. my ass is often topic of conversation and my boyish attitude and ability to tell ajoke and bust balls and make guys crack the fuck up.
my tattoo gets complimented. the lips get a few compliments. the nerd girl glasses are a hit.
and the nice skin mentioned alot,
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