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come on man. ..
Whitney, you crack me up!!! 
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Still have his number? I'm starving.
Haha I'll bet a lot of people say come on man about you every time your name pops up on here lolol.
Once I got a call from a girl who wanted to do doubles with me. I asked her to send me pictures and her website. I agreed to the doubles based on her pictures. SHE WAS NOT THE GIRL IN THE PICTURES aaaaannnddd she had dental hygiene issues. Come on man. Now a boy story... I was with a guy who was heavy into dirty talk. I almost choked laughing after the 12th time he loudly suggested I "deep throat it baby!!" and "choke on that massive cock!!". I couldn't DT it based on size. It didn't reach the back of my tongue. Come on manIf you have been doing this a while, you know what I am talking about.
What are your "Cmon Man" experiences in the "Hobby"?
Not the:
Her phone rings.
She forgot the condoms
There are a dozen towels on the bathroom floor when you go to freshen up.
There is so much hair around his dick you can not locate it.
Lets hear the good ones. LOL
I had a girl, younger, come to my hotel and when she came I let her in my room, she was on the phone with her husband or BF and proceeded to get into a loud fight with him for 5 minutes while in my room before our date.
"Cmon Man"
Your thoughts if any?
"Cmon Man" just brings up thoughts of an ESPN show... Cmon Man!
Haha I'll bet a lot of people say come on man about you every time your name pops up on here lolol.
Once I got a call from a girl who wanted to do doubles with me. I asked her to send me pictures and her website. I agreed to the doubles based on her pictures. SHE WAS NOT THE GIRL IN THE PICTURES aaaaannnddd she had dental hygiene issues.
Come on man.
Now a boy story...
I was with a guy who was heavy into dirty talk. I almost choked laughing after the 12th time he loudly suggested I "deep throat it baby!!" and "choke on that massive cock!!". I couldn't DT it based on size. It didn't reach the back of my tongue.
Come on man
That was fucking a good "Cmon Man"
LMFAOROFL
i had one girl that asked me to stop and pick up condoms,then when i arrived,she said it was her time of the month,but stayed anyways and still had a hell of a time
Escalade got me checking the board more often agin,he has brought a little bit of entertainment to the board,which aint a bad thing
Thanks sparky
Nothing wrong with an escape to have some fun.
It is much better when it is an hour incall though. LOL
Shoot, he has me checking this board lol. I like most of his posts. Love him/ Hate him, whatever. He does keep your board busy. Mine is a grave yard.
Whitney, you crack me up!!!
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haha thank you! this business has me cracking up and/or cumming on a daily basis. love it!
and yeah, like i said last week, as long as he's not hurting anyone, i don't know why people get so upset.
whi
I can't believe more people aren't posting here with all the crazy stories I hear from my boys.
Anyway, here's another funny one.
When I was down in the DC area, I had a guy that was becoming a regular. I'd seen him maybe 4 or 5 times. One day he called me, told me he just got a new job as manager of this Mexican restaurant. I congratulated him and stuff then he said, "don't get offended, I just wanted to run this by you and see if it is something we could work out." Of course I had to hear what he was talking about.
"Would you take $250 in (Mexican restaurant name) coupons in exchange for an hour?"
Needless to say, I wasn't prepared to trade pink taco for beef taco.
Come on man.
Still have his number? I'm starving.
I know she is going to read this. LOL
Let me preface with I am on Date-Check and P411 with a few references
and she did her research.
It was our first date, I walk in lay down the donation, excuse myself to freshen up.
I assume she counted it and placed it in a safe place. We have a great date. I Love Her.
I lay down the tip when I leave in the same place. I get down to my car and she calls me.
I assume to Thank me and tell me how fucking amazing I am in bed.
No, She says where is My Donation (Shock Face) She remembered me laying it down but assumed I walked out with it.
Now at this point I think she is ripping me off and she thinks I am ripping her off.
I go back up to the room to discuss the issue. She turns around and remembered then she placed it on top of the TV.
I have since seen her 2 other times and always bring a large gift to place it on top of the envelope. LOL
escalade is going to Rip You Off????
Cmon Man
"I assume to Thank me and tell me how fucking amazing I am in bed."
LOLOL
Come on, man!
I few years ago I was on the phone making an appointment with a pretty well known and reviewed provider. She asked if I had any special requests for apparel and I told her that unusual as it may be I hate underwear. I asked her to wear a short tight dress with nylons and high heels but no braand no panties - she said "no problem, that's easy".
So I go to her location and for whatever reason had to come do wn and meet me outside. She looked great as I followed her to room. It wasn't until after we got rolling a little bit and starting disrobing that she was wearing nice strapped high heels, a very sexy tight low cut dress and last but not least....... pantyhose!!!
Oh C'mon Man!!!
Showed up to the hotel on time and called up. Turns out the lady had only just checked in having gotten stuck in traffic. Was told she needed 10 minutes. Decided to wait, though my schedule was getting crunched.
Finally invited up 20 minutes later.
I could get past the fact that she was obviously 15 years past the promise of her website, I might even have muscled through the floppy belly rolls she failed to hide with her negligee (all the pictures on the site were from behind or hid her stomach, well played. My fault for missing the warning sign).
What I wasn't going to get past was her stopping mid-BJ and, with no explanation, getting up and scooting into the bathroom for about 3 minutes. Came back in, stumbling and weaving a little, and attempted restart the already sputtering engine.
I called it there and walked out. Didn't ask for the donation back or anything, just wanted to go away from there.
C'mon man.
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