Hi everybody!  

So as some of you know I absolutely adore Christmas. Like, way more than any adult does. And I look forward to it all year. Starting the week before Thanksgiving, right about now, I begin to feel this warmth and happiness and my whole demeanor shifts. I try to go something Christmas related almost every day because it seems you blink and the season is over, and then one has to wait a whole year to get that same feeling of anticipation and hopefulness and camaraderie.  

In the spirit of this amazing season, a query: Providers and hobbyists, If you could have one gift for you under (or near as the case may be) the tree, what would it be? Practicality and cost and feasibility are not really a factor, although if you say that you would love a baby unicorn or Kate Upton... Well, one can dream. That's what makes this time of year so special.

Make merry!

Xoxo

I just can't believe this!!! Feels like Christmas today!! An amazing gift from my favorite!! Just a hint Leather front and rear seats!!

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Hint!! Heated front and rears seats!!!

Autism, Cancer, Parkinson’s, Obesity, Alzheimer’s, Ebola, etc.

more than enough for me to give thanks,.
            As you know i had double breast biopsies last month and now need to get caught up on rent after missing work to go in for surgury on a benign tumor in right breast. aaagh! Apparently it will continue to grow if not removed and its in a painful area in the way of a bra, talk about annoying!
          Among many other things this week for example tues night i lost cell phone in a cab, the day shift dispacther tells me he has the phone..............So i call them for a return ride home , i spaced swinging by the office to pick it up then get dropped off only to find i alos left keys some where, i soent evening crying to locksmith bout how i have only 200 bucks and dont want to be left with no money after payin locksmith 189. They were kind to charge me 150. A close friend came by and gave me another 50 so i had food money,  
           Then i had to wait to get phone back til wed evening making all my dates i had get pushed back.
Any ho i will glad to just plain be up to date with rent and bills and have an emergency fund . My dog cant walk for 24 hours or pee alot the times from bad legs and i end up needin to take him to vet e.r.  
 i did get animal pet insurance so the dedcutible is now 500 so i wont get stuck with 800 or so.
                       I will thank ful for a warm apt and food.
 I cant think about material things in this dire situation i am in survival mode. !

I admire your altruism and think your answer was admirable, but I can't help but playfully jest with you: This reminds me of the classic Miss America interviews.

"All I want -- all I have ever wanted -- is for the peoples of the world to love one another and every nation to know the true meaning of the word 'Peace'".

Seriously... you are sweet though. I am playing with you but this board makes me so nervous and I rarely pop my little head out unless it is to comment on something pink, fluffy, and benign.  

Being that I love (am borderline obsessed over) the holidays so much, I embrace little reminders of the compassionate and brotherly spirit of the season, like this one. You made me smile.

If you know me, you know I am pretty obsessed with snub-nosed puppies (i.e. pugs, Frenchies, etc.) and without getting too specific there is one breed I adore in particular.

I want to lie on the ground in the warm summer grass surrounding by treats and have an army of 1,000 puppies of this particular breed (ages 8-10 weeks would be perfect) stampede all around and over me. And I want it on video to relive this magic over and over. My laughter and giggles and other audible sounds would probably be hysterical to hear after the fact!!!

This isn't something I can have, not a tangible item, or something materialistic that I covet -- and there are plenty of those, trust me.  

But this is something that could never ever happen in real life and I think about it actually a reasonable amount. Not daily, but maybe a few times a week.  

Maybe I should talk to somebody about that... Okay, I'm shutting up now.

the issues are serious to me.

Sometimes thinking before responding is imporatnt!!

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Interesting reply and I certainly apologize if I offended you. That was not my intention and I felt my wording and phrases used were carefully selected and showed both respect and reverence to these serious global medical crises as well as embracing a bit of humor to offset the somberness and playfully jest with you. Not at you but with you. It was meant to be a funny little remark to get a chuckle and then not be thought of ever again.  

This response is surprising to me because I wasn't in any way making a mockery of these worthy and critical issues or being rude or mean-spirited towards you. I did think before I wrote that and thought that it was appropriate to post. In fact, upon further reflection I still think my benign and jokey little snark was acceptable for the context and the audience. I wonder if others agree that my harmless jab at fun was tasteless and unsuitable for this board; I can't imagine the majority or even a substantial group of members would give this more than a second thought.  

Of course I could be wrong. And this may have been taken out of context by you or misunderstood in its intention by anybody. I am just taken aback that, of all the comments made daily on here that compromise a provider's safety or livelihood or those that are overtly hostile and even threatening, and those that are just flat out inappropriate that this was the comment that is receiving attention and flack.  

Either way, i apologize that I offended you this much. This joke was never meant to get another consideration let alone this.

so what I want wouldn't come in a box.

To see all my friends and family happy and at peace is really the ultimate joy, so I do my best to try and bring that about.

PROFESSIONAL shoot today, Then have another booked for dec, I am gonna have to do a shoot once per month for the next like year because i will be looking drastically different month to month. I only gained 10 lbs past 2 months but i think my tits are like 2 sizes bigger right now, which is a good thing,  
              Had a few wise asses call and screw with me like every week, But more nice new clients than the annoying one,s Had about 2 that time wasted said theyd come and didnt , one on tues kept sayin be there in hpur! then hour comes "oh um yeah gotta talk to secretary." I was like what? I had 5 other guys i coulda booked one of them if i knew you were gonna screw me dude.!
 And i was down to 200 bucks and concerned so  a cancelation when your worried is shitty.
                           Then i ended up spending that 200 on godam locksmith,
 But I had so far 3 really nice appts with good people this week and another 3 to do before monday if i manage to land one for sunday too, . So .
            Then thurs night a guy calls talkin way too much on phone time wastin, I said, hmm, usually thTS A SIGN ITS NOT A REAL APPT IN MY EXPERIENCE WHEN THEY TALK EXCESSIVELY ABOUT CRAZY STUFF,
 sURE ENOUGH 8 OCLOCK ROLLS AROUND I GOT MYSELF READY AND HE EMAILS TO SAY HE CANT BE THERE TIL 9!
        I said omg forget it dude wtf? he was like still emailing me up til 8 from his house.   I had been up all day had my first obstetrics appt that day i godam jogged too 3 miles.  
                             I was in no shape to wait another hour and then have a client here til 10 pm! after the long ass day.
        So i had like only 2 cancelation/flake/asshole/selfish /time wasters that made me obvi miss out on makin my 350 tues afternoon and then thurs night,  
                  Then had 3 good appts with attractive and fun to be around guys and I am psyched for the other appts cuz they also were respectful , no asking explicit question on phone to further consume more my private life time i d rather spend getting errands done, finding a normal day job which i also want to do, but havent had time,
                        I sure as hell am not gonna be gettin many calls at 5 months with a huge belly, I will try and offer discount massages but I am sure its going to get hard as i get bigger so now is time to look for normal gig somewhere, fast, Gotta find a place thatl give a gal who hasnt had normal job since 07, and has multiple felonies on the record, Hmm,  
              Some businesses get a tax break for hiring ex cons like me you know! I know home depot is pro helping out folks tryin to get on right path,
                 Any how i am happy my christmas wishes will be true for sure if keeps going this smooth few more weeks, It could be done in 2 weeks if things went well.  
                 I have had weeks where 3 grand was possible in again dire emergencies where i was so badly behind in danger of losing my place to live.  
            along with being behind i had been distracted by adoption of 4 animals 2 of which have flown away now, . {the dove AND the parrot got out wndow.}
          luckily my dog hasnt gone to vet e.r. in a month either. And his pet insurance is paid in full, and up to date.
        I am also trying to juggle counseling 5 times a month next city over and my obstetrics appts amidst managaing to book REAL appts as opposed to loads of precious time with nonsense, when i have other things i want to pursue its hard too if you entire week is spent chasing all prank appts and cancelation!
                  one of the new clients this week lives near me also has a dog, also is single and invited me to eat lunch with him in boston near his office so i made new frend too , He is good looking and wicked chill. Wasnt annoying in any sense the word definetly some one zi d like to hang out with, .
                  I am excited about putting up my christmas tree and lights and decorations i love christmas too and . Most of ym bedroom closet is my seasonal decorations actually,  
        ok one material gift i am thinking a good pair of running sneakers, maternity clothes, a durable baby c arriage since i will be jogging the baby in it on the beach every day.
i also need a new ipod, thigh highs fro  agent provocateur .
    contact lenses and the eye exam to get fitted for the contacts is also huge on my wish list, {as much as i love big ugly thick dork glass falling off my face while I try and work out, fuckin yay! NOT!

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They taste like chicken