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benman4fun 1 Reviews 544 reads
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1 / 10
Need Advise: Seeking a tax-deductible investment

Hi Bostonians,

Just cleared 125% of goal and earned a $30k incentive compensation, most of it liquid.  Where oh where should I invest away from Uncle Sam's clutches?

Any suggestions?

LamontCranston69 334 reads
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2 / 10
You really think this is the best place to ask for investment advice.

or are you just bragging to impress the ladies?

If your a white collar working you should already know were to invest your money.

If you really want to keep it away from Uncle Sam, try some 401K.

But don't worry Uncle Sam will be get this 25% and the state will get 5.25 or more out of it.

So you can kiss over 30% of the bonus good by

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 324 reads
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3 / 10
You're not an Indian giver, are you?

I could name 50 fantastic ladies that will hold that money for you.

MajorJohnson 24 Reviews 332 reads
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4 / 10
Bonus

This is the way I invested a 38K gain. I took half, spent it on women, booze and gambling. The other half I wasted.

starquarterback 348 reads
posted
5 / 10
Threesomes.

I would invest the money in threesomes with top quality escorts. See the best of the best and do it in threes. The money will disappear eventually but it will be well spent.

rodins 21 Reviews 234 reads
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6 / 10
Re: Threesomes.

Eventually must be a much shorter period of time than I imagined.

starquarterback 220 reads
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7 / 10
Re: Threesomes.

1-2 years of priceless memories.

benman4fun 1 Reviews 244 reads
posted
8 / 10
Good Advice Guys

Lamont,  

I don't know why you underestimate our fine fellow TER brethren and their investment strategies.  Great answers, especially Mr. Johnson.

I've decided to put two thirds into a self-directed IRA and have a very merry holiday with the rest.  And the airfare to Paris plummeted....

Relieved there were no 'bank deposit' puns.
Posted By: benman4fun
Hi Bostonians,  
   
 Just cleared 125% of goal and earned a $30k incentive compensation, most of it liquid.  Where oh where should I invest away from Uncle Sam's clutches?  
   
 Any suggestions?
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gentlemanGuy 258 Reviews 204 reads
posted
9 / 10
Re: Good Advice Guys

Don't forget to set aside the taxes due on it.  (As for me, if you're investing short-term, cash looks pretty darn good these days.)

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 201 reads
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10 / 10
Most importantly. ... SERIOUSLY

see a tax advisor ASAP if this is taxable income and you have other income. It could raise the amount of tax due on the other income too if it moves you into a higher tax bracket. I paid 68% on similar income 7 years ago. Ouch, that hurt. Bad tax advice!

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