Not set in stone....and definitely open to interpretation.

But fortunately the airport has wifi.

I'll get right on that now....LOL

This is a cruel April Fools joke to get more snow today. It is time for golf, spring air and visits from gorgeous women to our beautiful city. Ladies, how about something to cheer up us soddenly folks on this dreary day? Maybe a sexy pic or snow day special. I think a need some special attention today because I absolutely refuse to pick up a shovel and I am drudging through my office thinking of what I might prefer doing this afternoon.

Cruelest joke of all!