Hello ladies, I’m spending a weekend up in Maine and could use some company.  Plus, waking up next to a beautiful, sexy woman would be the best part of my vacation.  
Any advice or if you’re interested in joining me for a night, feel free to reach out.
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Hot looking bar tender might be hesitant to uncork and pop multiple champagne bottles, particularly not knowing how the player likes to score runs and cross home plate, and how mutual satisfactions could be assured? Tricky to pop shelf bubbly if not yet comfortable with serving a more pedestrian pint?

First of all, you should include "Maine" in your subject line. Potentials often skip "meaningless" or misleading ("Maine? I thought he meant Boston. TIME WASTER!") subject lines like yours.
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2nd: Post to the New England Discussion Board
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3rd: Search "MAINE" on the NE Ad Board and the Boston Ad Board.
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4th: Search Reviews for "Portland, ME" or "Bangor" or whatever big city is near where you'll be.