Hot looking bar tender might be hesitant to uncork and pop multiple champagne bottles, particularly not knowing how the player likes to score runs and cross home plate, and how mutual satisfactions could be assured? Tricky to pop shelf bubbly if not yet comfortable with serving a more pedestrian pint?

First of all, you should include "Maine" in your subject line. Potentials often skip "meaningless" or misleading ("Maine? I thought he meant Boston. TIME WASTER!") subject lines like yours.
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2nd: Post to the New England Discussion Board
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3rd: Search "MAINE" on the NE Ad Board and the Boston Ad Board.
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4th: Search Reviews for "Portland, ME" or "Bangor" or whatever big city is near where you'll be.