One for the road...my apology to the lovely blond ladies in the Boston/N.E. area



An attractive blonde walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of Nike tennis shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well ... they feel a bit tight," she replies.

The clerk promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the woman's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.

"Nah, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," she anwers.