but if you are interested, I have very reasonable rates.  8o)

That true  woman  and it is how it is and should be -  she always looks 10 years younger ..  
 ALWAYS .
  you know .. yes  woman in 30 normally looks as 20 ??..
it is what I used too .. if of course not talk about fast food french fries  no fitness etc .. obesity has to be addressed  in states ..
 so  normal healthy female in 33 looks as she is  23
 not a surprise .. one who is 43 looks as  she is 33  and  
53 looks as she is 43 .. and  63 looks as she is  53 .. and then I think.. it is  already yes irrelevant to  count  and I do not think that here is provider more then  75 ?? or  such ?? ha ha   then ..   I guess it be good is she looks as 65 !!

 but .. I doubt  boys here would love it unless they  believe she is witch and can  do magicly for him bring al his desires to truth  
 we have one joke ..
 -  so jokes goes as -
let me try translate it  
 One young man lost in the forest .. cant find way out ..
 night come down..  forest become black  and not friendly .. and he is walking walking .. and Wow !! he sees the light ... he went to the ligth and there is ollld olld little house ..  he knocked  

 and olllddd olld woman opens door  to him as 85 .. ugly and old ..
 and he asking her  stay over night and help him get out of forest ..
-- she says ..
 Okkk ..--- so boy  yo want find way out ???
 for that you need sleep with me  fuck me... he is ..like ...
-hmmmm may be I will find way out myself ??
- she does see his doubt and she goes  
- and plus I will make your 3 wishes come to truth ..
- He  thinks  
- Ohh.. then may be I can do it ??
 like close my eyes and nose so not smell old body .. and .. and will fuck her .. and then ll be ok ..
- so he did it somehow ..
 in the morning in day light  
 he  sees  road  out is next to her house .. and she  says -  
take this road and you will get out of forrest ..
 and he goes  
__OOkkkkk .. but .. grandma.. what  about my wishes ?? I fucked you for ???
 and she  goes-
OOOOO!!!! you are soo big boy and still believe in fair tales ??!!!  

So boys do not believe old women if you meet her  in the forrest ha ha ha !!
 ask appreciating  upfront . .. ha haa

I believe you, sweetie. And since I'm the original questioner, that's all that matters, lol. You are the exception to the +5 rule. No doubt!

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