F*ck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f*ck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary is f*cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful) or an interjection (F*ck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f*ck"..

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the f*ck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got f*cked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, f*ck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm f*cked now."
5. Aggression "F*CK YOU!"
6. Disgust "F*ck me."
7. Confusion "What the f*ck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this f*cking sh*t!"
9. Despair "F*cked again..."
10. Pleasure "I couldn't be f*cking happier."
11. Displeasure "What the f*ck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the f*ck are we."
13. Disbelief "UN-BE-F*CKING-LIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your f*cking a$$!"
15. Denial "I didn't f*cking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know f*ck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"
18. Suspicion "Who the f*ck are you?"
19. Panic "Let's get the f*ck out of here."
20. Disbelief "How the f*ck did you do that?"
21. Directions "F*ck off."

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a f*cking a$$hole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five f*cking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this f*cking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherf*cker."
It can be political- "F*ck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the f*ck was that?"
General Custer "Where did all these f*cking Indians come from?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where the f*ck is all this water coming from?"
John Lennon "That's not a real f*cking gun."
Richard Nixon "Who's gonna f*cking find out?"
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to f*cking roll."
Commander of Challenger "Let the f*cking woman drive."
Albert Einstein "Any f*cking idiot knows that."
Picasso "It does so f*cking look like her!"
Pythagoras "How the f*ck did you work that out?"
Michaelangelo "You want what on the f*cking ceiling?"
Walt Disney "F*ck a duck."
Edmund Hilary "Why?- Because its f*cking there!"
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose its gonna f*cking rain?"
Noah "Scattered f*cking showers my a$$."
John F. Kennedy- "I need a parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head."