in response to melinda's post down below (i did not want this to get lost) - -

mel, now that i know you've been fantasizing about your dentist i thought you'd appreciate hearing about Bette Midler's dentist, "Dr. Long John" (the Long John Blues):

"Doctor Long John. My dreams are full of Doctor Long John. "

I got a dentist who's over seven feet tall.
I have a dentist who's over seven feet tall.
His name is Doctor Long John
And he answers every call.

You know, I went to Long John's office.
I said, "Doctor, the pain is killing me. "
I went to Long John's office.
I said, "Doctor, the pain is killing. "
He said, "Don't worry, baby.
It's just your cavity needs a little filling. "

He took out his trusty drill.
Told me to open wide.
He said he wouldn't hurt me,
Then he touched my whole inside.
Long John, Long John, don't you ever go away. No.
'Cause you thrill me when you drill me,
And I don't need no novocaine today.

Oh, when he got done drillin' he said,
"Now, Miss Midler, that is going to cost you ten. "

  I was prepared to pay twenty.

Yeah, yeah, when he got done drillin' he said,
"Baby, that is going to cost you ten.
But if it ever starts in to throbbing,
Come back and see old Long John
Again and again and again and again and again.
Oh, yeah. Yow!"

Long John. I sold my heart to Doctor Long John and I will never, never be the same.

Very cute, Clarence lol (eom)

Ahhh..I guess ya didn't notice the eom on the subject line, huh? Duhhh lol

Mel