I wouldn't call myself a golfer, but i do play the sport.

Although I do have a current fantasy related to golf.

-- Modified on 6/4/2008 4:33:58 PM

Two guys were playing golf and were slowed down by two women playing ahead of them. After a few holes, they decide that they should politely ask the women if they can play ahead of them.

The first guys walks up to the two women, but when he's about midway he stops and runs back to his friend, hiding, ans says: "I can't go talk to them, it's my wife playing with my mistress!"

"Ok, ok, I'll go."

So the second guy goes up to the ladies, but again stops midway and runs back: "Gee, it's a small world.."

you'd think that after 25 years, i'd be much better.  Problem is, I need to play twice a week to see some real improvement. I am sure I am not alone in this.

Oh, and I need new clubs. And lessons. I never run out of excuses for poor performance on the links.