Why is it that I just can't seem to even imagine that you will be sitting around idly watching all those "hunks" playing with each others butts (especially with the tight pants!).

In other words dear - WHAT will YOU be doing on Super Bowl Sunday?!

Football ended this year when Bret Favre went in the tank on the last week of the season.

Here's hoping Giselle isn't draining to much of our guys fluids (especially the kind on the knee).

Wait til next year, revenge best served cold, on the carpet of Gillette in January - Mr Manning and Roethlisberger.

You mean with my raincoat on?