A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

fall out of tree, not see.

......NO FEE

girl, you have seven pages of stellar reviews. not ONE of them mentions your talents as a comedian

don't quit your day job! (or is it a night job?

He..He..He..Ha..Ha.. (from a Fred Flinstone episode)

Hey there, sweety Actually, I have thought about being a comedian, earlier on in my lifetime, but the thought of standing up in front of crowd, while they are throwing beer cans at you, turned me off to the idea, real quick LOL Anyways, anything is possible in life! Comedy Central-here I cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Love,

Mel