I'll be in Austin around May 5 and looking for recommendations for a lady to visit me in my 5 star hotel.  I prefer slender to athletic ladies with outgoing personalities. Let me know if Austin has any must-see ladies.

From what I can tell from my research, Austin appears to be one of the worst places in the US to hobby.  
I'm a bit surprised given the size of the city and the wealth it has.  

Thanks for sharing the conclusions of your unscientific investigative research. Did your study include a review of the relatively quiet Kentucky and Mississippi Discussion Boards? Good luck during your future travels.