Bank it hard to the left and to right as you trail relentlessly to shake a bogey off your tail;
Do Barrel Rolls and throw men for loop-to-loops;
Get men to their destinations in style and with a smile; and  
End the trip with a jovial "Thank You for flying Ryan Air. Please remember to leave all your cash and take all your baggage with you. I hope when you choose to fly again, you choose Ryan Air." (Shirley you were a stewardess, erm Flight Attendant, for Southwest?)

That is a nice picture of you.

I bet you can give mouth to mouth

I would love to be your co-pilot or student pilot or even your passenger!  Fly me anywhere!!  Just let me do the preflight.