Darling Whitney

I knew a girl named Whitney
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Whitney grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Whitney started 2 grind

Whitney

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Woke up the next morning
Whitney wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Lmao..I have waaaayy too much time on my hands!

Nice

Very nice....Darling Nikki (one of my ATF songs), a Monty Python reference, and a beautiful picture all in the same thread!

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I met a young lady named Cox
Her beauty just blew off my socks
Blonde is her hair
Her pussy is bare
Couldn't wait to be banging that box

Whitney,
All of the males of ATL benefit from your hypersexuality! You are the bomb track 4 sure! Thanks for letting your freak flag fly.