Hey Everyone!!!!!
Happy Monday! To all of those wonderful Dad’s out there, Happy Father’s Day! Yes, I know this was yesterday, but I didn’t post yesterday, now did I? (: Soooo … again, Happy Father’s Day. Thank you for being strong, steadfast, and caring for the girls like me who need just a bit of a Daddy figure in their life! I salute you.
So what’s on point for this week’s tales of torrid debauchery? Steamy summers days and cool summer nights of course! And what better way to kick off summer then with a little Independence Day Practice celebration to best prepare you for the 4th! So you come play the role of the avid celebration goer and I shall play the role of the hot blonde who looks amazing as she slides a foot long Coney in her mouth, getting just a bit of the gooey stuff on her lips! Yeah … I went there. I’m describing food! COME ON!! Get your heads out the gutter.
Geez! Dirty!
Okay … So maybe I WILL agree that the vision of a hot blonde with huge assets sliding a foot long anything into her mouth with finesse is bound to create some arousing situations. I mean, I must confess that I DO find myself able to point in certain directions without the use of my fingers when I spy a sexy hottie licking away at her oh so creamy and delicious vanilla ice cream cone, working away as little splashes of sweet and salty goodness drip from the cone and onto her heaving bosom, running down her mounds and finding that perfect path leading straight along her tummy and into her loose waistband, only to culminate its journey on the decadent moist region of her …..
Yep, I need cold shower now. Dammit! But you get the point right????? Need to loosen that shirt collar yet????
Sound like your vision of a good time? Yeah? Well then, grab that multi pop Roman Candle you’ve got hidden away for the perfect night come on over! We can spend some time setting of some fireworks and exploring the proving factors behind excited combustion and hot explosions! If you’re a science geek like myself, we could always delve into the finer points of the Big Bang Theory in between rounds!
Then after all of the friction created from all of our crazy weird science fun, (80’s film reference … catch it? Oh come on! You know you all got rowdy to Kelly LeBrock) after the point of collapse from all of the excitement, we can jump into something warm (or cool) and wet to rid the steam and sweat from our bods!
Celebrations commence this week Thursday through Saturday! Bring yourself, your stamina, and your smile! We are going to be taking this to a new level. You’ve be warned! The gauntlet is laid!
BRING IT!
Your busty best friend,
Aspe