The "Broad" jump, the "Shot" Put (Sir Cumalot an early favorite), "Riding" AKA..dressage (Lazydog a 2 to 1 favorite), Pole vault (my favorite), 10 Meter "Muff" Diving (everyone's favorite)... that should be enough to get the ball rolling!
Oisin
With the Olympics starting today. It's time to come up with the "TER Bedroom Olympics" . What games would you include in the Olympics?
The "Broad" jump, the "Shot" Put (Sir Cumalot an early favorite), "Riding" AKA..dressage (Lazydog a 2 to 1 favorite), Pole vault (my favorite), 10 Meter "Muff" Diving (everyone's favorite)... that should be enough to get the ball rolling!
Oisin
Sport fucking should be an Olympic event. Maybe we could start a petition. We could have 10 round matches or downs. Even penalties like roughing the clit......
I like the idea of tag team events.
Does anyone know where I can get ahold of a schedule of events? I've not been able to find schedules for female gymnastics. Anyone know?
Try this.
What I want to know is when Michelle Jenneke, the Austrailian Hurdles runner is going to compete. In case anyone still has not seen her totally hot warmup before a recent race, here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm7oX1yCFU0
And not only is she totally hot, she beat the rest of the runners by a quite a bit.
Unfortunately she did not qualify for the Australian team. So no Michelle warm-up dancing in London.
Based on some reviews, the marathon would be pretty hotly contended. If truth really were to be told, I suspect some Olympic records would be shattered in the 100M sprint.
Given the reported squirting potential of some of the ladies, at least I'd finally be interested in the synchronized swimming events.
Let's not forget the gymnastic events either - I am sure some ladies could bring whole new moves to the sport. Of course the problem with the pommel horse would be that no one would want to dismount.
Personally, while I have been told I am better suited to diving events, I'd be willing to give the Breast Stroke a shot.
Pole Vaulting. The way those things bend when the ladies attempt to leap the bar... it's just too painful to think about in the bedroom. A bend like that could do permanent damage.
Hammer throw. Anyone grabbing me down there and trying to spin me around her really fast is likely to hear a sorrowful sound that she'll never forget.
Basketball. Yes, ladies, I know you have great ball handling skills but just don't try banking them off the Back Board/Head Board to make the shot.
On topic: Greco-Roman wrestling with TER ladies is always fun.
would be more fun for me.
What is the committee's position on the use of performance enhancing drugs?
for you and I next week baby! haha! Start training now! lol
Great post BTW! Fun! wooohooo!!!
Hugs and kisses
TL
I'm thinking things like the "Doggie style Dash" or some gymnastic moves like the "cowgirl/reverse cowgirl/back to cowgirl with a roll over to missionary" and the grand finale a "69 somersault"!!
Mmmm sounds like some great XXX gymnastics! I will pull the mats out and get ready for the "O" games haha!
Hugs and kisses
TL
have one girls legs wrapped around the other girls head!
Two girls 69ing licking each others buttholes.
I was looking at the channel guide for something to watch, when I saw "XXX Olympics" show up on the guide, I paused for a second.. thought it would be kinda funny if it was the Sex Olympics. (Either that, or another Vin Diesel/Ice Cube movie..)
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