Alright then, I'm ok with the new version. As long as access to this one is included. 'Cause the new one sucks. When this version was introduced it kind of sucked but it was not as big a departure from the previous format, IMHO. The new one sucks in all aspects of the suckage envelope. The suckage ray was on FULL POWER!!! when it was invented in a laboratory full of IT geeks gone mad. But...sometimes I'm prone to exaggeration...so maybe it's only slightly worse than a root canal by a drunken Russian dentist while fire ants cut my asshole into little bite-sized pieces.
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