Trust me, Sailor it's not about the size,  it's about the motion in the ocean

Marry me!! (even if only for the upcoming long weekend)! ((just for the bragging rights that I once was married to someone THAT hot!!))

My next provider would attack me at the door, and not let up till the end, both completely spent and dizzy from ecstasy. Lol.

Alas, that's only a memory, even though there have been great efforts by some very lovely and talented ladies.

Oh, that's good and definitely possible!!  You just have to be with the right one

That's VERY much so possible.  All it takes is some extra tlc, patience, dirty talk and mouth-lip service.  Trust me!! Psst, come closer, (I just gave away a "secret" tip)

That would be some bragging rights for sure!!  Now,  something that could be done is you and a provider role playing you two were honeymooners. Hot steamy sex, sex in crazy places, reap the benefits at restaurants and etc

I feel that way about most of my friends, but if I did that as much as I'd like to do so, I'd have to go back to my 9-5....lo

Say, "that was awesome, keep your money, in fact here's $200"

Teri of Atlanta was my reference
(Though TL is no slouch either)

tell me that I have the biggest, hardest  c--k that she'd ever seen. That I was the greatest lover she'd ever had.  

Every room. Kitchen, living room, bathroom, porch. Everywhere. Hell while we're at it, let's tape it and let me Greek with BBBJCIM. I'd be pretty much set after that

With over 15 reviews you haven't done that yet?!

I don't know..... I would say "XLTrojan" speaks for itself

Ah, the day when a provider tells a client to keep is money That would be news to talk about for ages.

I'm shy…
Perhaps you & I can? I did send you a P411 request

And getting there (even almost) really is half the fun!