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Who came first, the Provider or the Client?
Hannibal1 469 reads
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Ok so before any of you YAY-HOOZ decide to comment with "Of COURSE the client 'always' comes first, silly!", I already beat you to that one. But really, was it a cave-woman who said "You know what? My troglodyte (caveman) husband UgaLug didn't beat me over the head today with a stick, and he stinks anyway and never manscapes, and he isn't quite the hunter gatherer he always grunted that he was, I am going to make my own barter chips!"?

Or was it the caveman who said "Ugh, my woman smell like dinosaur turd, maybe "FaceLooksLikeScrubWithNewStick" will give me warm cozy spot to crawl in if I bring big taloned dinosaur leg to her cave."?

Besides the fact that cavemen were obviously better at hieroglyphics than the spoken word and I am merely embellishing on a possible "conversational" scenario here...

If you really think about it, it's so much more important than the "chicken or the egg" question. I mean, we are talking about arguably the most important profession of all times here.

Let the comments fly!

This is an interesting question but I would have to say the provider came first IMHO. Just imagine a woman flaunting her assets in need of something (food,money, jewels, etc) The man cant resist anymore so he gives her whatever she wants to get what she has. Could have been the other way around I suppose. Damn I still just dont know lol!
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TL

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Posted By: terrilynn
This is an interesting question but I would have to say the provider came first IMHO. Just imagine a woman flaunting her assets in need of something (food,money, jewels, etc) The man cant resist anymore so he gives her whatever she wants to get what she has. Could have been the other way around I suppose. Damn I still just dont know lol!
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TL
TL....RIGHT?....YAYUSSSSSS!

I vote for the caveman making the offer first!  My reasoning is that anthropologists have found that in many tribal communities before they were affected by religions of the Middle East (Christianity, Islam and Judaism) it was women who took on many husbands in some case.  This was done out of a need to retain land among kin groups so she often married several brothers and cousins (How is that for a bit of kink? High five as they both poke her).  We just had this discussion in one of my classes and this is still practiced in areas of Tibet, Nepal and some places in Africa and South America.  Men would often leave so who would be left to hunt and protect the woman and children if she didn't have several men she was "married" to (beginning to snicker).

Perhaps as time went on one of these women got the idea that if she added more women to her "work load" then everyone benefits...the beginnings of a brothel.

Meh...who knows!

Alexandria Fox

Because you are so smart and VERY sexy.
Ladies and gents you would not believe the things I have learned from knowing this woman.
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TL

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TL, just when I thought you were a merry woman amongst a merry band of thieves, you hijacked your own comments, troller....LOL....jk, jk, jk, don't know you but just laughing with you.

Posted By: terrilynn
Because you are so smart and VERY sexy.
Ladies and gents you would not believe the things I have learned from knowing this woman.
Hugs and kisses
TL

Aww! Thanks girlie.  Hey I appreciate the compliment and you certainly have taught a girl a thing or two...or three!  As I think about it further I think some cavewoman got wise and form a pussy conglomerate!

Hannibal1230 reads

OK Foxy Alex...I agree with you on several levels here: but mostly I agree with your "poke", "snicker" and "meh"...those 3 words were aphoristic enough for me....LOL...good on ya lassie!

Posted By: Alex326
I vote for the caveman making the offer first!  My reasoning is that anthropologists have found that in many tribal communities before they were affected by religions of the Middle East (Christianity, Islam and Judaism) it was women who took on many husbands in some case.  This was done out of a need to retain land among kin groups so she often married several brothers and cousins (How is that for a bit of kink? High five as they both poke her).  We just had this discussion in one of my classes and this is still practiced in areas of Tibet, Nepal and some places in Africa and South America.  Men would often leave so who would be left to hunt and protect the woman and children if she didn't have several men she was "married" to (beginning to snicker).

Perhaps as time went on one of these women got the idea that if she added more women to her "work load" then everyone benefits...the beginnings of a brothel.

Meh...who knows!

Alexandria Fox

Hee, hee!  I see there is someone who gets my seriousness coupled with dirty humor!  Next question: Who came up with the idea of the brothel?

Too funny, girl!  I believe that to be the story of every woman's life.  She's just minding her own business walking down P'tree street and some caveman comes up in his flashy ride and makes several offers until one catches her attention.  They then exchange phone numbers and voila! Caveman overcome!

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It is likely client came, but while she may have faked it, the provider probably didn't come at all.

That is right, our primate ancestors have been doing this long before we have!

I'll personally say they came at the same time (which is how I prefer to cum as well ;) )

Posted By: Fred219
That is right, our primate ancestors have been doing this long before we have!

I'll personally say they came at the same time (which is how I prefer to cum as well ;) )
Bartering with bananas! And I believe the OP already mentioned the CUM-ing part in the original post.

I say it was cave-woman, we all know the fairer sex thinks more logically.

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