you’re on a ladies website filling out all that information then when you get to the very end and it has one of those anti-spam boxes that makes you add the two numbers together. 2+1. I just shake my head because it’s not fair to screen me out because I can’t add. LOL
I do not make the grade. I just don't measure up, so to speak.
A local hottie caught my eye. All indications are that she is fantastic in all respects. One of those women that are a must see for a fun lovin' guy like me. And then...DOOM! Right there in her add, I am ruled out. Excluded. The add says, "available to only those who are of upstanding character, style, and generosity."
Lemme see...Character? I'm a lyin', cheatin' monger. Style? Most of the time I look like I should be holding a will work for food sign. Generosity? I don't tip, nor bring gifts.
you’re on a ladies website filling out all that information then when you get to the very end and it has one of those anti-spam boxes that makes you add the two numbers together. 2+1. I just shake my head because it’s not fair to screen me out because I can’t add. LOL
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