/Set VENT=ON, RANT=YES

WHAT THE “F” IS WRONG WITH THE “CITY LEADERSHIP” IN Sandy Springs AND Dunwoody?!?!?!?!?

This puritanical enforcement crap, in Sandy Springs/Dunwoody, is really getting on my nerves.  On Wednesday, I  had just worked my third, 14 hour day with some colleagues that had flown in from out of state.  We REALLY needed to rinse our brains with alcohol, and bury our faces in boobies.  Purely for therapeutic reasons, I assure you.    

So I drive my desperate team to the nearest Adult establishment, Fl***rs in Sandy Springs, only to be informed by the person at the door that ALL the nude clubs in Sandy Springs had their liquor licenses revoked last week!!!  Imagine my surprise, disappointment, despair, shame. (Atlanta has a reputation to live up to, and so do I)  Normally, I don’t frequent strip clubs so I was totally taken by surprise.  Usually I spend private, “quality time” with the lovely ladies of the TER community to provide my therapy sessions. (MUCH higher pleasure vs. cost ratio)  Unfortunately most of the providers that I know, would not welcome a call from Bearasp and his three tired, horny co-workers, at 1:00AM.

Here are my basic reasons for being the ANGRY GUY! (just for today)
* No one is forced to go into a strip club.  (to work or to play)

* No one is “tricked” into going into a strip club. (They are easy to spot.  They usually have really bright neon on the outside, nothing kinky on the outside, kinda dark on the inside though.)

* Any theoretical “sex for sale” is invisible.  Not advertised. You have to look for it.  If you are protecting the women and children from “this type of filth”, then Mr. Councilman you should have logged off the site and cleared the cache before the wife and kids got home.  

* No one is forced or tricked into visiting an Escort/Provider. (Hell, you have to work really hard to find the good ones!)  

* If anyone is being forced or tricked into stripping or escorting, that is WRONG!  Go get THOSE GUYS who are doing the forcing; not people having good clean fun/profit.

* In general, all “adult” establishments pay HUGE fees, licenses, and/or taxes.  Undercover enforcement is probably a lot of fun for these guys, but also terribly expensive.  I can hear it now, “Ummm, Sarge we did not get all the evidence that we needed last night, so could we get a few more stacks of $20’s for the investigation fund?”  So the city is actually reducing revenue when they need to be increasing revenue.  

*** Is it really so wrong to want a cold, strong drink; in the company of warm, soft woman? Isn’t it a good thing, to be willing and able to pay for that privilege?

THE BASTARDS RUNNING Sandy Springs AND Dunwoody, ARE JUST JEALOUS AND MEAN SPIRITED!!!
(Yes, I know that there are some good people in leadership positions in both cities.  I just wish that they could slap a muzzle on the bad ones.)

HUFF…HUFF…Huff…huff…weeeeeaze…deeeeeeep breath…Zen moment…find my happy place…

/Set VENT=OFF, RANT=NO

I’m OK now.  
Thank you for listening.  
Now I need a cold drink, and a warm female friend.  

Have FUN, Play Nice, and Be Safe!

Cheers,
-bearasp