Lets have a little fun everyone. THIS is to start our day off "WITH A FEW LAUGHS"!!!

*How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

*Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"

*What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

*What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

*What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches.

*3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

Enjoy your day ...
xox
Muah

What sign did the whorehouse madam put up at the end of the day?

Beat it - we're closed.

You know there has been some nasty shit in both of them but you are gonna eat em both anyway.

Word of the day:  
LEGS
Help spread the word!

END OF MESSAGE

Spaghetti wiggles a little bit when you eat it

I know at least one Jewish girl who wiggles a lot when you eat her. Matter of she damn near hovers off the bed if you do it right. 😉 Her initials are L A.

Amen to that!