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If there were a Miss Provider Atlanta contest...
EngScott 68 Reviews 1385 reads
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Who would win the evening gown competition, who would win the swimsuit competition, who would win the Q&A, and who would win overall to be crowned Miss Provider Atlanta?
Ps.  Let's have some fun with this one.

electr0nsrealm705 reads

The most important one...

the "talent" competition!

There are many very talented ladies in our fine city.

:-)

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ga_kosh555 reads

By "Talent", I can only imagine your mind is going more toward an Olympic type competition -  
Backstroke/ breaststroke/diving;  
shot put/hammer toss/javelin throw,  
or a gymnastic floor exercise/balance beam.

I'd be more interested in Musical talents such as plucking G strings, flute playing, and tickling the ivories.

As for the OP, I'd hate to suggest winners without seeing all the contestants on stage. Perhaps suggest a different thread of Provider Olympic events?

Happy Sunday Funday,
ga_kos

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electr0nsrealm402 reads

Kosh,

I'm surprised you left out pole vault.  

And squat thrust.

And clean and jerk.

And organ grinding.

And your personal favorite - kilt raising.

Please get your mind in the gutter where it belongs.

:-)
 

Posted By: ga_kosh
By "Talent", I can only imagine your mind is going more toward an Olympic type competition -  
 Backstroke/ breaststroke/diving;  
 shot put/hammer toss/javelin throw,  
 or a gymnastic floor exercise/balance beam.  
   
 I'd be more interested in Musical talents such as plucking G strings, flute playing, and tickling the ivories.  
   
 As for the OP, I'd hate to suggest winners without seeing all the contestants on stage. Perhaps suggest a different thread of Provider Olympic events?  
   
 Happy Sunday Funday,  
 ga_kosh  
   
   
 

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wege1010449 reads

Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you won first prize!

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electr0nsrealm304 reads

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ga_kosh381 reads

I was watching TV about the Orlando thing (at risk of sounding too political) while typing earlier, so I'm not on my A-game today.

Besides, I'm more of a Winter Olympics fan.  
You know, stuff like Women's Curling, Slalom, 2 woman bobsled, and my faves - biathlon and nordic combine (because it reminds me of the Swedish Bikini Team ads of years past)  

But again, that's a thread for the Provider Games - as a hobby celebration of the 20th anniversary of the ATL summer olympics.

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electr0nsrealm283 reads

Understood.

And to anyone that thinks "the dark side" is just a fictional concept from a scifi movie...

It is real.  It exists.

We can never underestimate the devastating power of hatred and anger.

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12pointbuck75332 reads

Can visual the breast stroke but can't imagine the sound that a plucking G string would make.  Lol.

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electr0nsrealm325 reads

Well, when I'm plucking a girl's gstring I make the yummy sound.

*rimshot*

Posted By: noname75
Can visual the breast stroke but can't imagine the sound that a plucking G string would make.  Lol.

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ga_kosh255 reads

I thought you'd say Plucking a G string... sounds like Fun.
*tip your waitress, try the veal*
 

Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Well, when I'm plucking a girl's gstring I make the yummy sound.  
   
 *rimshot*  
   
Posted By: noname75
Can visual the breast stroke but can't imagine the sound that a plucking G string would make.  Lol.

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STPhomer472 reads

Seems like a pretty important category to me !

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Halliebabyy450 reads

But I'm gonna have to get up to par on my G-string playing skills so I can have any chance in this! I feel like usual the Atlanta competition will be fierce. HAHA

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ga_kosh463 reads

I can only imagine a few ladies getting into a "Dueling Banjos" style competition with their G-Strings....and of course, Thongs!  

Thongs:   "It's all about that bass, about that bass, no treble!",

ga_kosh

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