Folks, share your own examples, please!!!

So, I'm at the pharmacy drive up window the other day - waiting.  And this sticker on their window says: "PSE items must be purchased inside the store at the pharmacy counter"

Hell, what else could I think of OTHER than "porn star experience"?!

(And extra points to anyone who thought of RL Burnside with my "You know it's bad" intro)

My insurance company regulary wants to know who my provider of choice is.

I think "that's none of your beeswax!"

On a side note, does anybody say "beeswax" anymore?

that advertised for the "KY Action Park"!

Reading a Zagat restaurant review with the abbreviation "YMMV". So what, is Anal a seasonally available service?

Local ATL Doctors office. Last name "DAO" (all caps), but not that kind of doctor you might expect.

College friend had a dad who saw Dr Anil Date regularly until his dad's death. Turns out Dad was actually seeing a CA geriatric physician.

I could go on and on, but I will spare you all. Just remember those Amazon reviews where "pics are old", "not delivered as advertised", and pretty much any other cliche/abbreviation we use in a TER review being used elsewhere. Great Horny Toads!

Happy Monday!
ga_kos

... while debating which gas station sushi pairs best with my coffee, I noticed the cases of soda. The brand that caught my eye was "Squirt." It is sub-labelled as a Thirst Quencher.

Monger On, Dudes

I received a letter from my homeowner's association complaining about my yard with the subject 'Edging'. I was thinking about something totally different.

to the BB&T bank for some reason

There is a sign (I took a picture and shared it awhile back) in Terminal D @ ATL that states 'No escorting beyond this point'. So Terminals A-C are fair game. I was in Maryland last week and saw a DTF sticker on the car in front of me, of course I followed it until it parked and a big ugly dude got out. The fine print said 'Downtown Frederick' I was hoping it was some hottie that was 'Down to Fuck'. Oh well - so it goes.