I understand we are all different which is a good thing. I guess it is this weather that got me thinking. Is there any particular circumstances or situations that makes you hornier than normal? For me it is overcast rainy days like now or maybe thunderstorms (which makes work awkward sometimes lol) just an interested in different opinions.

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But meteorologically speaking, the frosty cold seems to increase my desire to generate some naked body heat with a smooth, feminine, sexual partner.

I am affected by sunlight, clouds, and darkness on days that end "Y". (And things that have a"y" during those times).

Weather?  Yes, of course sex is dependent on weather.  It's up to whether she will or whether she won't.

*rimshot*

Ok, that is more a joke that you say than one you read - but can I get partial credit anyway?

Here, let me try again.

You know I'm not that happy with my job these days because I get paid weekly.
Very weakly.

Damn... that didn't work either.

Ok, one more try.  This time I'll pull out a Diceman classic.

Little Boy Blue...
He needed the money.

Crap... same thing.  Homophonic humor is tricky.  I suppose I'll leave the jokes to the comedians.  Speaking of leave - I guess I'll make like a tree and get out of here.

Humor - what a concept